More Simple Ceiling Light Covers to Conquer Your Ceiling Cleavage Problem…
A tisket, a tasket a boob light cover from a basket. Today we’re gonna help you make some lovely boob light ceiling light covers from a simple basket.
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Because if you’ve got any nipple-laden light fixtures looming over you at home, you need this DIY project like YESTERDAY…
Not sure if you’ve ever been here before, but if not, I’m so glad you found me. And you should be glad, too. Why? Because I may just happen to be the internet authority when it comes to boob jobs. Boob light jobs, at least.
In a minute, I’ll take you on a quick stroll down mammary lane. Errr…memory lane of boob jobs gone by.
But first, let’s talk about what you’re going to need in order to make one of these quick and easy basket ceiling light covers.
You’ll need these supplies for your boho decor boob light hack:
- nylon cable ties
- scissors or linesman pliers
- box cutter
- painter’s tape
- drum-shaped basket…ours was a thrifted wicker one, but you could choose one made from another material. I searched around to find some that I thought would be awesome candidates for this project for you! Just click any of the pics and you’ll be taken directly to the source:
Couple tips for selecting the right basket:
*When choosing a basket, ideally, the diameter should be a few inches up to as large as 2x the diameter of your light fixture. The one I used was frankly too small. I think it would look MUCH better if it were a touch larger.
**Also, if this is hung in a spot where people walk below it, remember that you need at least 7′ of clearance underneath to prevent people from smacking their heads on your fixture.
***If you choose a basket that has handles, you may want to dissect the basket and remove the handle(s) before you hang it, unless you like the look of the handles being there. Personal preference.
Easy breezy, right?
Yep! This is an easy solution to a huge eyesore, right? And trust me, I know. Because this isn’t my first boob-wrangling rodeo.
Here’s a quick little visual stroll through our catalog of cleaved ceiling cleavage. Just like the coffee table books at your friendly local plastic surgeon’s office. If you prefer any of these looks to the woven basket look we’re discussing today, just click on the link or the picture to go to the
tit-TUTorial. Here ya go:
The drum shade. The boob light hack that started it all.
If you already have an old shade, great! If not, here are some places I found them at decent prices:
We call this one the “beachy” boob job ??.
Here are some places you can grab a capiz shade (also, look for them as wind chimes)…
AKA the fun bag “full metal jacket”? I don’t know. Whatever you want to call it, this hack using a hip geometric metal lantern is an upgrade from what was hanging there before.
Here are some sources for this lantern and other similar ones:
The bamboo brassiere. Fun fact: made this baby out of some bamboo placemats I found at a local thrift store.
But I found some really pretty options other places, since my thrift store now has none left for you ?:
The boho boob cover. Our most recent adaptation, and quickly becoming an all-time fave.
how to make your basket ceiling light covers:
1. ) Remove your boob light shade.
Typically, the glass shades are held in place by three (maybe more) small screws around the lip of the fixture. Just unscrew them, and remove that boob once and for all. Already looks better, right?
2.) Use the shade to trace size of light fixture onto your basket.
Don’t pitch that thing quite yet. It comes in very handy as a quick template for our new shade.
Why the painter’s tape? I used it so that I didn’t have to draw directly onto the basket, plus, it helps reduce fraying while it’s getting cut in the next step.
3.) Cut a hole in the bottom of your basket. This will become the TOP of your new shade.
If you decided to use a natural fiber basket for this project, then you’ll likely have a bit of a challenge with the cutting. Fear not, the top of this shade won’t be visible for the most part, so it’s not a catastrophe if it ends up a little ragged looking. Mine definitely was (see image below):
If you’re concerned about it, just make the hole on the small size, hold it up to the fixture and see how it looks. Cut gingerly so that you don’t make the hole too big and increase the likelihood that your messy cuts will be seen around the top of the shade.
4.) Your basket ceiling light covers ready to hang!
Who’s ready to banish a boob light? YOU are, my friend ?.
5.) Grab some zip ties and hang your shade.
Count the number of screws you removed when you took down the old glass shade. That number is how many zip ties you’ll need. We’ll be using the zip ties to hang our ceiling light covers. Simply place the nylon tie through both your shade (just find a spot to push the tie through the weaving in your basket.
If you went with another type of basket…like a linen one, then use your box cutter to create a tiny slit where you can weave your zip tie through) as well as a screw hole in the part of your ceiling fixture that’s still hung. Close the tie, but DO NOT tighten the zip tie yet.
Continue around the shade in this manner, loosely securing shade through all screw holes with a zip tie. *If the zip ties are too short, simply link zip ties together until they are long enough to connect the shade to the ceiling fixture.
Once all your zip ties are placed, level your new shade by tightening zip ties. Do this carefully.
If you tighten too much, you’ll have too snip your zip tie(s) and insert a new tie. Not a huge deal, but will take a little more time. Incrementally tighten your ties until the new shade is hanging as desired.
Once you’re happy with the way your new shade is hanging, simply snip the excess nylon from the ends of each zip tie with your scissors or linesman pliers.
And just like that, you’ve successfully put a stop to that strip club on your ceiling. Congratulations!
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