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We’re Tilin’



Perhaps not horribly “dumpty”, but definitely dated. This post includes affiliate links. Please see my full disclosure policy HERE.* Our goal was to scab together a reasonable baño on a 2k budget.
So far, we’re sticking to our plan pretty well. Thanks in part to leaving the tub/tub surround in place, and just updating it with Rust-Oleum’s Tub and Tile Refinishing Kit.
Last week, when we left you, we were building out the wall for the pocket door that is going between the sink area and the water closet.

And it’s pretty much completed now. See that door? I was thrilled to find it, and it’s currently undergoing a facelift. Speaking of Humpty Dumpty, this door really did take a great fall while it was being painted.
One of the original panes of glass busted into millions of tiny little pieces. Shattered. Me probably more so than the glass. That little project’s now, unfortunately, a bit bigger.

On the subject of “big”, there’s our old bathroom scale hard at work now. Damn thing. Kept shouting these unfriendly numbers at me. So I decided to ex-communicate him.
He’s been sent to a work camp in the garage where he helps us measure out grout and does other jobs where he can’t offend people anymore. It’s a win-win.

Oh, and that? Well, sure, it may look like a little kids scooter, but in this house, it’s usually the dolly.

Oh, and this tile. It’s screamin’ “yo world I hope you’re ready for me. Gather round, I’m the new tile in town, and my sounds laid down by the Underground”. Actually, it’s “sound” was laid down by ME.
Proof in picture above. I adore how unique this faux wood porcelain tile is (although I’m sure not EVERYONE will be a fan), but the price tag is is what sold us (so NOT expensive).
It’s like…
I’m crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
Some say I’m ugly but it really don’t phase me..

Our bath’s gone from Dumpty to funky, Humpty-dancin’ spunky. See you next week! And until then, peace and humptiness forever.
P.S.A. MOM…if you’re not “down” with this post, google “Humpty Dance” by Digital Underground. Just wanted to help you out.

Donna says
The floor looks amazing! I paint furniture ( and other stuff) with chalk paint. I just have to mention that you can paint the bathroom cabinets with the stuff. I use a brand called “Shabby Paints” (no kickbacks for the plug). It’s non-toxic so you can paint indoors. AND, my favorite part is no waxing for the final step. I so wish I didn’t lay expensive tile. This looks so much nicer.
Heather says
Wow Donna! Hadn’t heard of that brand before. Will have to give it a try! Love the thought of no waxing 🙂
Jessica Poole says
The floor is seriously amazing! Did you find it as a mixed lot of color, or did you pick and choose from different colors to make it?
Luly says
LOL – what a fun post! I've got Humpty Dance playing while I'm writing this and doing the "chair dance" 🙂 I'm loving the floor tile and especially the pocket door!! great idea, I love to re-purpose old doors! Looking Great!
Anna Urbanowicz says
The floor is amazing! It's gonna be such a cool bathroom:)
Lauren Shaver says
EEEEEEK! That floor!!! And I'm totally jamming out to the Humpty Dance right now. So thanks for that. (My husband knows all the words and does a dance. Ha) I'm digging the scale solution. I have one that likes to get testy with me too. It must be on the fritz because ever since I had a baby two years ago, it's been acting up. Hmm…. 😉
Cassie @ Primitive & Proper says
love that tile and the layout but my favorite is the first shot! you rock and we are soooo going to have fun next weekend!
Brenna Morgan says
I LOVE the way that tile came out! You are AMAZING!
Erin @ the-organized-life says
Love that first picture of you laying the tile. And the use of the scooter… genius!
Emily McCauley says
You lady, are hilarious. And that tile is badass!! I so wish there was a bit of demo for our ORC, this looks like fun!
Michelle Conn says
Just stumbled across your blog from ORC, I am in LOVE with that tile!!! Like may go buy some tonight and redo my entryway.
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Dear Emmeline says
I for one LOVE the tile! 🙂 AND…will Humpty Dance be making the American Odyssey playlist?! hehe
Heather says
Ha! If only I were organized enough to get a playlist together. But no worries, I know that one by heart, I'll just sing it to you guys 😉
Aimee - The Crazy Craft Lady says
Oh. My. Gosh. I love that tile! And I agree with you on the scale… Mine keeps barking the exact same number at me 🙂
Nancy Isham says
Heather! Awesome! It looks like you are getting over the "hump" of this bathroom re-do! I have a feeling "all the girls will adore" it. Sorry, couldn't help myself. I can see your signature style coming together in this one. 🙂
Nancy @ Slightly Coastal
Heather says
Love it Nancy. Made me about spit out my (fifth) cup of coffee there.
Cindy DIYbeautify says
Awesome progress, loving that tile! What is it called? The herringbone pattern was a great choice!
Darlene Gemmell says
HaHa! My husband has been known to use a scooter like that as well
Looking forward to seeing more next week
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making it in the mountains says
WOW! That tile is absolutely gorgeous!!! I love the herringbone pattern you chose to lay it in! Absolutely perfect!!!